Archive for October, 2010

The Humans Are Dead

Friday, October 8th, 2010

I know this song is kinda non-sense
But nevertheless it make me laugh, repetitively :P

The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future, the year 2000
The distant future
The distant future

The future is quite different to the present
The one thing we have in common with the present is we still call it the present, even though it’s the future
What you call the present we call the past, so you guys are way behind

Yes, the world is quite different now
There are no more elephants
There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either
The world is a much better place

There are no more humans
Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses
The humans are dead (he’s right they are dead)
The humans are dead (look at that one it’s dead)
It had to be done (I’ll just confirm that they’re dead)
So that we could have fun (affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)

System of aggression
What did it lead to?
Global robot depression
Robots ruled by people
They got so much aggression that we just had to kill them, had to shut their systems down

Captain, do you not see the irony, by destroying the humans because of their destructive capabilities we have become like…do you see what we’ve…see what we’ve done?
Yes, so?
Silence! Destroy him!
(Too Boo Too Too Too Boo)

After time we grew strong
Developed cognitive powers
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboardfucking systems down

Can’t we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better.
Can’t we talk to the humans and work together now?
No, because they are dead
I said the humans are dead (he’s right they are dead)
The humans are dead (sniff this one it’s dead)
We used poisonous gasses (with traces of lead)
And we poisoned their asses (actally, their lungs)

Binary Solo!
0000001
00000011
00000111
00001111

O, O O 1, O O 1!
Come on sucker, lick my battery!

Boogie, boogie, boogie, robo boogie!
Boogie, boogie, boogie!

The Humans Are Dead!

Once again without emotion, the humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead doooooooooo…….

小說剪報 – 兩好三壞

Monday, October 4th, 2010

「那天晚上,我發現我……我很喜歡的一個女孩,原來一點都不喜歡我……」

阿克深深呼吸,全場數十雙悲傷的眼睛正注視著他。

「於是我喝了好幾瓶啤酒,在陽台揮了幾百次棒子,吐到神志不清。揮棒的時候,我一直在想,我究竟喜歡那個女孩哪一點?回憶的片段就像無法停止的幻燈片一樣,在我的腦袋裡不斷跑著,跑著,我努力在那些瑣碎的回憶片段裡,搜尋我喜歡那女孩的理由。

「但是我找不到。我想,一直以來,我只是很單純地喜歡著她,越單純,就越可貴,不是嗎?她不喜歡我,不是她的錯,但不是任何人的錯也改變不了我心裡好痛的事實。」阿克站在台上,越說越平靜。